Look out bros. Of all the things your friends want to do before the Mayan Apocalypse on December 21, sleeping with your girlfriend or wife is right at the top of the list.
A survey of more than 2100 men across America by Pornhub, the leading online destination for adult entertainment, found 28% of males will throw the “bros before ho’s” rule book right out the window when it comes to facing extinction. And if your best bud combines that desire with the second-ranked activity – “star in an adult film” – you’ll probably wish for the world to end sooner.
The results of the survey, titled Things You’d Like to Do Before the Mayan Apocalypse, were as follows:
- Sleep with your best friend’s mom/girlfriend (28%, 601 Votes)
- Star in an adult film (17%, 368 Votes)
- Punch annoying children in the face (13%, 280 Votes)
- Travel the world (12%, 248 Votes)
- Be brutally honest to everyone, including your boss (7%, 140 Votes)
- Overindulge in narcotics and alcohol (6%, 121 Votes)
- Masturbate in Vatican holy water (6%, 118 Votes)
- Get naked in public places (5%, 103 Votes)
- Loot storefronts and steal a car (3%, 58 Votes)
- Finally get that sex change (2%, 48 Votes)
- Teabag your ex’s grandma (1%, 24 Votes)
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